Justin. 21. BUH. Alcohol. I like how we're walking in this ditch.

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

(Source: bullied, via ruinedchildhood)

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3 hours ago
dontbearuiner:

dolphinboy420:

choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill

Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.

dontbearuiner:

dolphinboy420:

choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill

Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.

(Source: bluelava3, via brendarenee)

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17 hours ago

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

(via or-tomorrow)

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384200
Posted
5 days ago

doctopus:

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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(via mattisamoosen)

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181975
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6 days ago