Justin. 21. BUH. Alcohol. I like how we're slapping this bitch.
pajameys:

I googled cramps on side of foot and google suggested I cut off my toe

pajameys:

I googled cramps on side of foot and google suggested I cut off my toe

(via ruinedchildhood)

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1 day ago

trickstertier:

trying to get a friends attention like
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(Source: horsefacetier, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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Posted
1 day ago

Uh

When did I get 100 followers?

Posted
1 day ago

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via haylieghjo)

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1 day ago

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

(via equiuss-discarded-milk-jug)

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Posted
2 days ago

thotkage:

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who run like this

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in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school

(via egyptianafrothunder)

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Posted
2 days ago

daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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Posted
2 days ago
cokexgod:

twerkgifs:

you like twerkin it, don’t you squidward?

Got a ninja out his seat lmao

cokexgod:

twerkgifs:

you like twerkin it, don’t you squidward?

Got a ninja out his seat lmao

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via thefuuuucomics)

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Posted
4 days ago